Hi, there. My name is Kitty. By all accounts, I’m the cutest cat in these parts. I mean, have you looked at me? But, I have a trick up my sleeve… or rather my anus. The mind-controlling cat dookie parasite.

Surely you’ve heard of me by now? I have mind control over Deebo. But, seriously. I have this cool parasite in my poop that infects rodents, and when it does, I get to eat!

It’s really quite fascinating, if you’re into cool tricks. Copperfield has nothing on my ass. Don’t believe me? Well, it affects you silly humans too! So, am I really this cute or is that the parasite talking?